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'Who's your Daddy?'

Baa Baa Black Market

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Singles Baa - "So, what's a girl like ewe doing in a place like this?"

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

Little bo bleep.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'You kids stop your bleating or I'll give you something to bleat about.'

'I know what you were thinking!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Santa Face in Sheep

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

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Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Quick, follow that star

Fricka arrives.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."