Sheep Enthusiasts Gifts

'Who's your Daddy?'

Baa Baa Black Market

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Singles Baa - "So, what's a girl like ewe doing in a place like this?"

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

Little bo bleep.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Sheep wearing a cloud has it blown off by the wind.

'You kids stop your bleating or I'll give you something to bleat about.'

'I know what you were thinking!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Santa Face in Sheep

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."