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"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"Which field are you in?"

"Loved Jamaica!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Ewe are baa-ed!'

'You poor chump! You let them talk you into polyester pants!'

Violators will be prosecuted - Obama's plan to fight terrorism.

"I thought I asked you to round up the sheep."

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'And let's all agree to no Baa-ing during my solo.'

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

"Bo Peep has lost us so many times, she had the vet put in GPS chips!"

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

The pen is mightier than the sward.

'Excuse me, sir- my friend, Doug here, couldn't help noticing the striking resemblance your snappy cardigan has to his Uncle Russell...'

'We'd like to buy some down coats.'

"Mary thanked me, and said, 'Fleece Navidad'."

"He's chasing his dreams."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Happy 2015, year of the ram.

"I hate my new job: The flock has two rather troublesome blacksheep..."

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Shepherd

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"I'm a baahnana!"

"Of course we have a lot in common. You're my clone, remember?"

Blah-blah black sheep, three old bags full.

"You're a bully."

"Everything's sheep-shape cap'n!"

Penblwydd Hapus

"Your father helped me, too."

Fricka arrives.