Sheep Appreciator Gifts

"Shame really...excellent symmetry"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

A Venus cow trap.

Sheep In Curlers

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Marley had a little lamb

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

A cow ventriloquist.

Quick, follow that star

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"