Sheep Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Ok new guy, you'll love it here: it's not a farm, it's an industrial estate, so, our only duty is to keep the grass down.."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat and mouse

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Static cling."

You complete me!

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Ostrich Curoisities

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"You can always count on me."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Fricka arrives.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I could do that."