Sheep Humor Fan Gifts

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.

"Do you have any mothballs?"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Sheep In Curlers

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Quick, follow that star

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.