Sheep Humor Fan Mugs

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.

"Do you have any mothballs?"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Quick, follow that star

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'