Sheepish Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Sheep Ledger

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

Sheepdog Security

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Sheep gang up on the sheep dog.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

The Sheepdog Trials

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Get the flock out of here!"

God builds the first lawn mower.