Sheepish Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Sheep Ledger

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Sheepdog Security

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

The Sheepdog Trials

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

God builds the first lawn mower.

'I didn't sleep a wink. I was counting sheep all night.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!