Sheepish Hobbyists Gifts

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Fricka arrives.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Quick, follow that star

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.