Sheep Aficionados Gifts

"Can I interest anyone in anything today?"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

A cow ventriloquist.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Quick, follow that star

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.