Sheep Aficionados Pillows

"Can I interest anyone in anything today?"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

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Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Quick, follow that star

Fricka arrives.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A cow ventriloquist.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.