Sheep Aficionado Gifts

ACME Mutton Co.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

The Flock

'I'm trying to lose some weight and I heard this shrinks wool.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"Fleece Navidad!"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Quick, follow that star

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Sheepdog Security

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"