Sheep Admirers Gifts

'Not again!...'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

Sheep In Curlers

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Marley had a little lamb

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

Quick, follow that star

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"