Sheep Styling Enthusiasts Gifts

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Sheep In Curlers

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Quick, follow that star

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.