Sheep Style Guru Gifts

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

EWE 2.

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

Sheep Ledger

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

His and Her wardrobe's

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"That shirt is so last year."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"