Sheep Sofa Enthusiast Gifts

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

Sheep In Curlers

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Going Down?

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

A cow ventriloquist.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Quick, follow that star

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

A (P)ram.