Sheep Lover Gifts

Mother's day

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'

Baaa...humbug.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'It's black with a curved handle.'

'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

The Trouble With Cloning

'Yes, she always falls asleep when she does the daily attendance count.'

'It's not what it looks like Laura, I just couldn't sleep.'

Welcome to the Lake District.

Ewe Tube.

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

No Ewe Turns.

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'Oh wow. . . you've had a Brazilian!'

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

"You have to WANT to conquer your fear of shearing, Milton!"

'I told you not to follow so closely'

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

GM Sheep

Sheep in a bottle

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

'Tai chia pets.'

2015 Year of the sheep

Happy 2015 Year of the Ram

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Those bl**dy birds and their nesting material!!"