Sheep Shenanigan Lover Gifts

Elton Coiffeur.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Sheep In Curlers

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Quick, follow that star

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

"Ready...."

A (P)ram.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I'm a baahnana!"

"My parents hate it."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'