Shape Shenanigans Lover Gifts

Shape Battle

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Ready...."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"I'm a landscape gardener."

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

Elton Coiffeur.

Changing Rooms Uncut

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

Polygon man.

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

As soon as they get that one figured out, I'll change it to a sphere.