Student Shenanigans Lover Gifts

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Trust

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Ready...."

Graduation Day At A Party School

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

"Don't be fooled. He isn't a prince and he isn't you pal!"

Student to mother: 'What a day. The health teacher left school sick, the debate team got expelled for fighting, the biology teacher dissected the school mascot, and the glee club, in general, went berserk.'

Start of a New School Year

"School's over and summer's finally here! We're free to do whatever we want! Let's go play!"

'Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body.'

"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

Condoleezza Rice.

Football

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

A man having difficulty standing up on the icey path

"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..."

'Stop whispering and passing notes at the back of the class! James - see me at the end of this staff meeting.'