Student Shenanigans Gifts

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"It was a professional hit..."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"Don't be fooled. He isn't a prince and he isn't you pal!"

Student to mother: 'What a day. The health teacher left school sick, the debate team got expelled for fighting, the biology teacher dissected the school mascot, and the glee club, in general, went berserk.'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?

'Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body.'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'Mom got our cells mixed up again.'

"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"

"She choked on an apple."

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'Sure, we have an excuse. The school bus backed into the Principals car.'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

'There's a grand in it for you if you let it slide.'

"If you give me £1.00, I'll get him to eat your homework for you."