Shape Lovers Gifts

"You're so square ..."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

The Thinker. The Listener

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

War and Peace

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

The Thinker and The Reactor.

Modern Art.

The Polygon family at home

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

"Wow. Just... wow."

'Why are you people following me?'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

'That Rodin guy's spying on us again.'

Rodin's Man with Christmas Present

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

'Is this how you REALLY see me, Ivan?'

Antony Gormley Exhibition.

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

The Sculptor

'I think, therefore I am.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.