Shape Enthusiast Gifts

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'What gives you the idea that you'd fit in here?'

Round character unhappy with square art, square character unhappy with round art.

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

The Polygon family at home

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Euclidean Dog.

Man on stilts on a date.

Jeans Styles

"Fake."

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

"It's perfect."

"His paintings are better than they look."

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.