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'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'What gives you the idea that you'd fit in here?'

Round character unhappy with square art, square character unhappy with round art.

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Mobius Comic Strip.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Fake."

Jeans Styles

Euclidean Dog.

"It's perfect."

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.