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' Now I know why they call it a tax return..They keep sending it back to me!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Packaging Russian Dolls

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Healthcare declaration

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Useless government guidelines

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

New Year Revolution

The future of the NHS

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

'...Or not.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'From what I can see patient care seems acceptable.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'All those in favor...'