Shape Scholar T-Shirts

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

What your guitar says about you.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

The Polygon family at home

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"I'm a landscape gardener."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

Osteologist