Shape Scholar Mugs

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

What your guitar says about you.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The Polygon family at home

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"I'm a landscape gardener."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

"I am the change you all can be."

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Am I in good shape, Doc? If you think "spherical" is a good shape. (Published originally on January 9, 2014.)

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

Osteologist

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

A man races to get his tax returns filed.