Shape Savant Mugs

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Archimedes statue with a lever

New Suit.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Tie Rolls

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Trawling for Fish.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Damien Hirst Cafe

GURLERS

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

The Polygon family at home

Rodin's Coach-Driver

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'