Shape Lover Mugs

"I know...I'm a wreck-tangle."

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

The Thinker. The Listener

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"That's his answer to everything!"

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

The Polygon family at home

The Thinker and The Reactor.

Modern Art.

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

War and Peace

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.

'Why are you people following me?'

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

"Wow. Just... wow."

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

Bag Lady.

'That Rodin guy's spying on us again.'

Rodin's Man with Christmas Present

'Is this how you REALLY see me, Ivan?'

Antony Gormley Exhibition.

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

'I think, therefore I am.'