Shape Lover Gifts

"I know...I'm a wreck-tangle."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"That's his answer to everything!"

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

The Polygon family at home

Modern Art.

War and Peace

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

'Why are you people following me?'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

"Wow. Just... wow."

Bag Lady.

'That Rodin guy's spying on us again.'

Rodin's Man with Christmas Present

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'Is this how you REALLY see me, Ivan?'

'I think, therefore I am.'

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

Antony Gormley Exhibition.

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