Silhouette Lover Gifts

'Whatever became of those artists who would cut silhouettes from black paper?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"The overthinker"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Thinker. The Listener

The Sculptor

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Hairstyles

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Apocalliptical

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"That's his answer to everything!"

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Planet of the Dems

Modern Art.

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

AUGUSTUS JOHN

Steadman - The Early Years.

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

War and Peace

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

The Thinker and The Reactor.

Mitch McConnell

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.