Silhouette Lover Gifts

'Whatever became of those artists who would cut silhouettes from black paper?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"The overthinker"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Sculptor

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Hairstyles

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Apocalliptical

"That's his answer to everything!"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Modern Art.

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

War and Peace

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

Mitch McConnell

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.