Shape Studies Mugs

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Penguin

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

The hummingbird's hum.

The Polygon family at home

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

College for flys

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

A Wrecked-angle.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"I'm a landscape gardener."

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

Tadpoles

'Oh leave him alone! If he wants to be a pacifist instead of an army ant, that's fine!'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Am I in good shape, Doc? If you think "spherical" is a good shape. (Published originally on January 9, 2014.)

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

Skeleton scientists

'Day 36: I finally earned their trust.'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

"Who can be the first to tell me what kind of snake this is? Anyone? Anyone? Guys?"

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."