Shape Studies Gifts

Penguin

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

The hummingbird's hum.

The Polygon family at home

College for flys

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I'm a landscape gardener."

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

Tadpoles

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

A Wrecked-angle.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'Oh leave him alone! If he wants to be a pacifist instead of an army ant, that's fine!'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'Day 36: I finally earned their trust.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

Skeleton scientists

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'