Skeletal Studies Gifts

Skeleton scientists

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Virtual Doctor

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

The life of penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

The Steakosaurus

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

"Out of the way amateur!"

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

Doctor consulting a textbook.