Earthquake Studies Gifts

I'm HeeEEeeere!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

The life of penguins.

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Entropy.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Energy Research.

Dept. of Seismology. The foundation is fully funding my San Andreas research! They're generous to a fault!

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

10/03/17 14:03

Skeleton scientists

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Chicken in the Rain

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

Tear Along this Line.

'...the quake was an aftershock to the latest shift in the prime rate.'