Earthquake Studies Pillows

I'm HeeEEeeere!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

The life of penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Entropy.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

Energy Research.

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

Skeleton scientists

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

Chicken in the Rain

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

Tear Along this Line.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'...the quake was an aftershock to the latest shift in the prime rate.'