Quake Enthusiast Pillows

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The next wave

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."