Earthquake Enthusiast Pillows

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Tear Along this Line.

'I want to report an earthquake.'

Global Warning

"Looks like the 'Big One' finally hit."

When geologists argue.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Earthquake scores

Warning - Earthquake coming!

Seismology Department: good vibrations or bad vibrations.

Nepal earthquake

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Ground cracking open.

'Another tremor and we really will have a north south divide.'

Evidence building toward oil and gas injection wells as cause of earthquakes in Oklahoma.

Natural Disasters

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

The next wave

The hall of bad ideas.

Volcanic ash...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'