Quake Watcher Pillows

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Squirrel on the beach

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"He's a keeper!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Thar she blows!'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"