Quake Watcher Gifts

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Squirrel on the beach

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."