Tower Watcher Gifts

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Rapunzcow

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Scientists building a tower

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"It's only the wind."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"This better be high tide."

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Internal Clock

Academics At the Beach

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

Straightening up.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

In the Bow Tower rental office

Doggie Joke Book. The answer is, "Twenty-eight --- Once cat to screw in the light bulb, and twenty-seven cats to take naps."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'