Tower Watcher Gifts

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Rapunzcow

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Scientists building a tower

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"It's only the wind."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Internal Clock

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

"This better be high tide."

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Straightening up.

In the Bow Tower rental office

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Academics At the Beach

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

'Bit of a blow last night - I see the windfarms gone.'

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"