"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."
Throne Watcher Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the unique role of a throne watcher? Our collection features fun and artistic products perfect for those who keep a watchful eye on their regal responsibilities or love all things royal and vigilant. Whether you want to add a humorous touch to their day or celebrate their dedication, these creative items are a thoughtful way to acknowledge their noble watchfulness.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"
"The fish sticks here are very good."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
Intelligent people laugh too!
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'
"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne
'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"
'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"
'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'
"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."
"Two vegans, please."
"Technically, it's a mammal."
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"
"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."
"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!
Bird Torture.
"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"
Throne Watcher Gifts Collection
Throne Watcher Mugs
Explore our collection of throne watcher mugs and find the perfect blend of humor and regal spirit to brighten their mornings.
Throne Watcher Pillows
Find charming throne watcher pillows that add a witty, regal touch to any room's décor.
Throne Watcher Prints
Browse our throne watcher prints to elevate their space with clever, regal-inspired artwork that celebrates their watchful role.
Throne Watcher T-Shirts
Discover fun and creative throne watcher t-shirts that showcase their noble vigilance with style and wit.