Alien Watcher Gifts

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'