Alien Observer Gifts

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Ooohhh, that one's got purple in it.'

'Advanced archaeology has allowed us to reconstruct the human male and human female as they existed around 2000 AD.'

". . . and you are from earth?"

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Magic Act

"No aliens"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"My brain got hacked!"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Astronaut Selfie.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Gone to seed.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!