Alien Observer Gifts

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Ooohhh, that one's got purple in it.'

'Advanced archaeology has allowed us to reconstruct the human male and human female as they existed around 2000 AD.'

". . . and you are from earth?"

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Magic Act

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"No aliens"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Gone to seed.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"I'm liking it already!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Natural selection in action."

Roswell 1947

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'