Humanoid Observer Gifts

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Mother Duck.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Gone to seed.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Life's a bench.

Pyramid Garden

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Natural selection in action."

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

'Would you like fries with that?'

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.