Robot Observer Gifts

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'We think you should resign.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Space junk.

Impractical Gardener.

Oculist.

"Natural selection in action."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"