Robot Observer Pillows

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Astronaut Selfie.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Spider watching his web cam.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'We think you should resign.'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

God's Fly Swat...

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Oculist.