Rodent Observer Pillows

City Kids.

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bee flying to another flower.

Deflator mouse

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"You've changed."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.