Rodent Observer Pillows

City Kids.

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bee flying to another flower.

Deflator mouse

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You've changed."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"He's so full of shit."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'