Predator Observers Pillows

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You've changed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"He's so full of shit."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'