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"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"You've changed."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"He's so full of shit."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"